After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
by Dirty Chaos January 07, 2018
A handjob
That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.
by Wales420 July 14, 2015
My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.
by Spinning Jenny November 29, 2017
by Dutchrudders6969 July 25, 2018
A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.
"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."
by lagmeister February 04, 2008
While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.
Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).
by Pixieeee July 08, 2010
Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.
Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.
by JesseDuplantis January 14, 2012