Canadian Band

"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.

Canadian Band by 100% Americano! July 30, 2011

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canadian band incest

1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.

2. superconnection

1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.

2. superconnected...

canadian band incest by nini's a ninja May 4, 2006

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Bandwagon Canadian

An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.

John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.

After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.

Bandwagon Canadian by jbd91 September 23, 2016

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Canadianland

The new, logical name for Canada. Makes sense because it's a land with 'canadians', and so it could be called Canadianland. But 'Canadian' referrs to a person from Canada, so technically this word means a country full of people from Canada.

CANADIANLAND: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP DEFINITION EVER

Canadianland by United States of Americanland October 21, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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