Canadian Band

"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.

Canadian Band by 100% Americano! July 30, 2011

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canadian band incest

1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.

2. superconnection

1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.

2. superconnected...

canadian band incest by nini's a ninja May 4, 2006

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Bandwagon Canadian

An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.

John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.

After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.

Bandwagon Canadian by jbd91 September 23, 2016

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Canadianland

The new, logical name for Canada. Makes sense because it's a land with 'canadians', and so it could be called Canadianland. But 'Canadian' referrs to a person from Canada, so technically this word means a country full of people from Canada.

CANADIANLAND: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP DEFINITION EVER

Canadianland by United States of Americanland October 21, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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