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Can and should 

You're not and authority and you're not the decider of what I can or should do.
Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."
Can and should by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not? 

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
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