A food that calms down fat people after they’ve taken a huge, painful blow to their body.
“ Can a’ corn, can a’ corn and I’ll be fine, can ‘a corn,” said Joey the fat Cuban boy as he was helped off the football field after taking a huge hit from the jock, requesting a can of corn.
1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."