Can Of Corn

Something very simple and/or easy.

"Can of Corn Rob, Can of Corn"

by Mateo de Beisbol May 04, 2007

can of corn

1. In baseball, an easy pop fly to catch or an easy play.
2. Something that is not challenging.

The centerfielder put that away like a "can of corn".

by Paul Rusnak May 05, 2006

Can of corn

A food that calms down fat people after they’ve taken a huge, painful blow to their body.

“ Can a’ corn, can a’ corn and I’ll be fine, can ‘a corn,” said Joey the fat Cuban boy as he was helped off the football field after taking a huge hit from the jock, requesting a can of corn.

by anonymous January 16, 2019

Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

can of corn

1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting

"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"

by Bill Telfer is WRONG May 12, 2008

can of corn

1. A term used to descirbe the certainty that Nomar Garciaparra will win the golden glove award.

"Hey Kory, what are Nomar Garciaparra's chances of winning a Gold Glove this year?"
"Can of corn Jim, can of corn"

by Tyrone Gangstalicious August 04, 2006

Square-can-of-corn

A square who thinks they are really cool but are very corny. Usually thinks they are hot shit and have it all figured out. Talks a lot of blah blah. Copy-cat. Nobody tells them how it really is because its a lot easier to just watch and laugh.

Square-can-of-corn = Poser, no real identity. Drips with whack-juice.

by Cookie Lin February 04, 2010