Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Retroworks May 08, 2022
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can't have a shit in detroit

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious
Man I can't have a shit in Detroit
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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