Calvi 

A person who is really good at Gru and Christina Aguilera impressions.

Calvi is really good at doing the Christina Aguilera grunt.

Calvi by melncho November 8, 2017

Calvi Express 

A type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids asshole. Due to it's overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. The plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the anal pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. Easy to identify due to it's pungent odor. This plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by anal fluids.

"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"

Calvi Express by Aldick Weskbutt March 27, 2009

hernan calvi 

An homosexual that loves cuddling with several men at once and works as an IT Technician for a government agency. Such a great guy.

He's such an Hernan Calvi that will probably lick your balls.

hernan calvi by coredump January 27, 2014

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

Caleigh 

A Caleigh is a Caleigh, not a Kaylee, Calle, or Kiely. She will always stay with you no matter what. She can be mean if she needs to be. She is beautiful, smart, and kind, but will deny it to the grave. She could be described as a mom or a big sister a best friend or an amazing girlfriend. Whatever she is to you, you are extremely lucky that she is.

Person 1 - “Jackson finally got a girlfriend “
Person 2 - “really who is it”
Person 1 - “Caleigh”
Person 2 - “ Seriously he is so lucky”
Person 1 - “ I know right, I’m jealous”

Caleigh by Jackson_PonnyLarry December 19, 2019

Calfie 

A sock that comes half way up your calf. Usually worn by males, particularly lacrosse players.
Some call it a mid-calf. This is incorrect. They are called "calfies".

"Yo bro sick calfie tan. You been laxin'?"

Calfie by Stella Odair December 11, 2013