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A female with no junk-in-the-trunk. The only lump you see is from her calves.
Jacob: Hey Cj look at her butt!
CJ: What butt?
Jacob: Oh right, she got calves
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

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1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.

2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

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when a girl has a flat ass
Darryn: Cj look-a-dat bitch righ der, she aint got no ass
Cj: hell yee, she got pancakes
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

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