Calmim

He's always there when you need him he is intelligent with physiology, pyramids and all thing knowing he's talkative and funny.

Calmim he's sweet funny loves to talk always has your attention.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Calimolio

The act of placing a Claymore mine behind some one in Modern Warfare 2. Pioneered by a young Mexican fellow who's nickname was Calimolio.

Dude, i found a camper and I pulled a Calimolio...haha

by Jalapeno1989 July 7, 2010

Calimocho

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.

The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.

by Tom T July 6, 2005

calimocha

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.

"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."

by Behest March 16, 2009

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

by weave August 27, 2003

calmist

The opposite of a terrorist but just as annoying.

That Canadian calmist! Why does he have to be so nice.

by bbs2tcra April 26, 2015