Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

by Miss Mablee October 30, 2020

Calm Your Horses

Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.

Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid March 12, 2022

calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 13, 2012