Calm Your Horses

Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.

Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"

Calm Your Horses by SydTheRealRealRealKid March 11, 2022

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What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

calm your horses by tylersexypants January 18, 2012

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Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

Calm your horses by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020

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