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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 

The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 

The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.
Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?

Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz

Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Person Number 3: *facepalm*

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 

The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Call of duty black ops 2 

I played Call of duty black ops 2 today
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026