Call of Duty Black Ops 2

The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.

Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?

Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz

Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Person Number 3: *facepalm*

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 by NinjaJ10 October 14, 2012

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 by Hopeisthefutureofman October 14, 2012

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!

*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 by NovaXP July 9, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

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