Call Her Daddy

A “sex positive” podcast designed by two degenerate lowlife women who teach impressionable college students how to cheat on their boyfriends. Some of the advice they propose is that “whoever has the least feelings holds the most power, cheat or be cheated on, and break up with him whenever there’s an issue.”

Fans of the podcast are often the stereotypical basic bitch who listens to Cardi B, thinks sex work is a legitimate career choice, and has poor relationships with their family.

Her: “I listen to Call Her Daddy and I consider myself sex positive. Alex Cooper is a Queen, and I’m a bad bitch!”

Him: “Nice, I’d rather jump in front of a bullet train than ever be in your presence again.”

Call Her Daddy by ManWaPlan January 7, 2022

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Call Her Daddy

A bomb ass podcast where Alex and Sophia do the lords work, telling men how to eat pussy and not expect anything, and where women are instructed to “ride it like an equestrian” a truly iconic podcast that everyone needs to listen to and not be little bitch boys babyyyyyy

Listen to Call Her Daddy every Wednesday and it’ll truly change your life baby

Call Her Daddy by Ridingitlikeandequestrian March 20, 2019

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Call her daddy

A podcast that turns girls into women and how to not be a simp. This is what makes these women into sluts in bed. Ever had the best head, she’s apart of the daddygang. It also helps men not be bitch boysss

“Yo last night was amazing, she was incredible”
“She definitely listens to call her daddy”

Call her daddy by Callherdaddygang September 18, 2020

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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