Californian clapper 

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

Californian clapper by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

California Clipper 

1) When a sexual partner rubs a slice of avacado around the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis and bites off the foreskin.

2) When a female's bush is so long and fluffy that her hair clip must be removed from her head to her bush in order to go down on her.

1) "Last night Ronnie said he was tired of cleaning out his uncircumcised penis so we sent him down to Korea Town with $60 and a pint of tequila to have a California Clipper preformed. Ronnie said it was painful, but he had to admit, he kinda' leaned into a little."

2) "Dude, it was dark in the room and when I went for a muff dive I didn't realize I would be nearly suffocated by Regina's bush! I had to California Clipp that shit back or the dive was out of the question!"

California Clipper by Dive Master December 30, 2011

california clit clopper 

when you clop your thumb on a girls clit and fuck her HARD!

Johnny and I california clit cloppered that bitch! and she really wanted it. so she gave me a blowjob which was really nice because i havent had any act.

california clit clopper by dmanadfasafdadf January 11, 2008