Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

Calendar Girl by D-Struct August 27, 2005

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calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.

You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.

calendar girl by Asok_G December 26, 2005

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calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

calendar girl by anonymous December 31, 2024

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calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

calendar girls by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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