Calendar Girl

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Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

Calendar Girl by D-Struct August 27, 2005

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calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.

You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.

calendar girl by Asok_G December 26, 2005

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calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

calendar girl by anonymous December 31, 2024

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calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

calendar girls by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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