Questioning a man suspected of murdering his wife, police asked him when the last time he saw her was. He answered that he last saw her when he left to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things. After the police reminded him that her car was still in the garage the man added that he remembered her saying that her friend was going to pick her up to do some shopping. Later after the wife's body was found in the husband's office dumpster the police asked him if he had any further caseyfaction to add to his story.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!