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A school in San Ramon. All the white kids try to be black. Most of them wear true religion which makes u look like an idiot. The white kids will say “bruh” or have a black personality. If u walk in the bathroom u will smell the dab pens that the kids will geek off of. Just remember they are all stupid white kids that try to act black.
“Have you been to cal high?”
“Yes a lot of white kids act black
Cal high by Cal high sucks January 15, 2019
gayest school ever, in San Ramon, which is the whitest city ever
its a blizzard that smells like fish, seriously
everybody is a druggy
everyone smokes at the back of the school
cal high by jeff joh is a fag March 12, 2005
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California high school, bitchy ass teachers, the only good teacher is Mrs. Gilson. all the Pe teachers r horrible and rude. and total pervs, the kids, well DRUGGIES, and Sluts, thhat about covers it, theres the slim few of us that r typicaly "scene" but we tend to consider this school as the SUNSET STRIP of nor cal, no joke, sex drugs and rock and roll, and ovcourse alcohol, hella lightweights around here, if ur not smokin behind the school or at the skate park ur at the Forest not many ppl go there anymore, Cops r bored out of there ass here, anyone will get stopped for no reason, theres nothing to do but the skate park, fuck people, smoke, and the mall which isnt even in our city, so thats y were the sunset strip school,. its funny if u live here cuz wigger nation, asian invasion, and "ghetto" kids think they rule the school. kids pop and such durn class no joke its sad, haha lots of bands here,
yo What you doin today?
Ditchin CAL high to go smoke at the Forest

Where u AT
shitty ass Cal, smokin,

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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
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*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
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