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Cakebooking 

Its a cross between Facebooking and cupcaking (being sweet on a someone you're interested. Esp, members of the opposite sex)
You over there Cakebooking all day on the internet when you should go outside and meet real people.
Cakebooking by Merci Merc July 19, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

Fakebooking 

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Fakebooking by PantherB January 4, 2012

fakebooking 

Adding friends to facebook who you don't socialize with, don't know anything about or maybe haven't ever met.

This is the common behaviour of people who think that Facebook is THE place to make new friends.

If you are not a fakebooker, you'll only add friends you have met, socialized with or/and talked to IRL or somewhere else.
By acting like this you will not be considered a n00b and your awesomeness will stay on a high level.
Dude1: Hey, man! I saw this really awesome girl walking by my house today! My neighbour knew her name and I totally added her on facebook!!!
Dude2: Wtf man, c'mon get some guts and go out and talk to her instead of fakebooking, you lifeless piece of shit.
fakebooking by Valttee July 3, 2008

fakebooking 

To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.
So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking

Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking

Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking

Just thought I would Fakebook this
fakebooking by shamalamadangdang January 19, 2011

fakebooking 

Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.
Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?

She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!

Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
fakebooking by klasama November 10, 2010

chasebooking

The act of clicking each link on a person's facebook page in an effort to follow exactly what they have been doing, i.e chasing them through the website
I have to admit, I couldn't stop chasebooking Lisa today. She must have spent hours online, because it took me forever!
chasebooking by jblakely April 4, 2010

fakebooking 

creating a false facebook page impersonating someone that doesn't exist. possibly done to get past privacy settings on those you wish to stalk, or done to occupy an unfulfilling life in which people won't even be your facebook friend
some creep from rutherford started fakebooking on that lyndburg baby jessica potarro
fakebooking by Kadence W February 22, 2010
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