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(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.
The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.
Cake Rape by OwenSael November 11, 2009

rape cake 

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.
Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.
rape cake by JustMe1 December 25, 2006

Rape Cake 

Cake that has been baked with a large dose of rohypnol, so that anyone that eats it is susceptible to date rape by a large black man.
Bitch, just eat the damn rape cake. You wanna have a good time at this party?
Rape Cake by benmarvin February 23, 2011

Rape cake 

A celebratory cake eaten after awesome rape.
The police rewarded Sharon with a rape cake after she gave her statement.
Rape cake by Lumpy cakes November 12, 2019

rape cake 

the removed placenta of a rape victim. The word originates from Sweden where placenta translates into "moderkaka" which can be split into "moder", which means "mother", and "kaka", which means "cake".
Would you like a piece of this rape cake which I laid my hands on yesterday?
rape cake by LowSociety February 27, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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