Cairns high 

A crappy high school in Cairns, far north Queensland. Although it is undeniably trash, it is probably the least trash school in Cairns.

Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's

It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).

(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)

I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.

Monnies girl 1: I can't believe we came second at Eisteddfod again.
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges

Cairns high by Yeetyboi420 November 29, 2018

Cairns State High School 

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

Cairns State High School by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021