(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-
Being
weird, lame, an
idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of
guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"
Wow, that
jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."
"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips
aren't cool anymore?"