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Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
That girl is so choney!!
choney by Ohmg! November 27, 2006
(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"
Choney by LUGirls September 14, 2009
A person that posts "cahones" but won't admit it's wrong, has no cojones.
cahones by Vrede June 1, 2010
undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
choneys by you June 27, 2001

cahone-go-round 

A mouth, when being used to pleasure a male's testicles.
Wow, Sharon knows how to work that cahone-go-round. She had me squirting people pudding in under a minute!
cahone-go-round by Matt206 October 9, 2007