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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
Cage thing by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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This cage thing 

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." ๐Ÿ˜‡ *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘‹ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham ๐Ÿ‘ณ โ™‚๏ธ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐Ÿ˜

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐Ÿคจ

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Michael ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer ๐Ÿ‘ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜–

Micahel ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐Ÿ˜
Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜‡

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ
This cage thing by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
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