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Café Owner 

A group of people on stan twitter.

Someone can become one by joining one of our groupchats and then putting "café owner" in their name.
The café owners stan Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj, Marina and Lorde.
The café owners will drag anyone that goes against them 👁️
The use of "👁️" means they see you and will drag you the next time you try it.

Dm @bustedew, @ fiftysbaby @nosoylaprincesa

The original café owner is @fiftysbaby.
Don't drag café owners, they'll end you 👁️
Café Owner by Nickicafe June 1, 2019

Café Owner Anti 

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.
“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”

The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2 

The owner of the cafe in cytus 2 is a person who gives free drinks to a furry who is involved in internet terrorism and is keeping a singer hostage. Dont look that up in google
Person 1: Hey, is that The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2?
Person 2:Yeah, and he is with Neko
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