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fleshy cactus 

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.
fleshy cactus by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018