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when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
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A Cucking cult that has banded to form a hockey team. On week days they fuck each others wives much like a swingers club, except its weird cause they are in the room jacking off. The only requirement is while in the act of cucking that you must place two pringles between your lips imitating a ducks beak, and must break the chips when dropping off your tiny insignificant sub-par little load. On the weekends they play puck. "Nothing is stronger than brotherhood" - Freud
Dont hang around those guys unless you wanna fuck wives and it chill. Those are the Mighty Cucks.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
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