Cackle ass 

Some one who laughs so much they might fart or take a tinkle in there pants👖💨💦

I told my Co worker a joke he is such a cackle ass!

Cackle ass by Girlyjazz123 December 28, 2018

Ass crackle pop 

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.

Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop

Ass crackle pop by Tmilla February 3, 2021

ass crackle plop 

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

ass crackle plop by Matthew February 2, 2004

ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

ass crackle by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011