A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...
It's a Jersey thing.
It's a Jersey thing.
Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!
by dickmasterflex October 14, 2010
by -Nobody- October 14, 2010
1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 14, 2010
(muff gar-bage) NOUN
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
by robin steele October 19, 2010
a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair
by Rusanova October 16, 2010
A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.
When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
by FreakNasty Trent October 17, 2010
A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.
Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
by (not)PeepingTom October 14, 2010