Cabbage Ass
Cabbage Ass by alphachimp October 11, 2003
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Cabbage Ass
The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.
Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.
Cabbage Ass by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005
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Cabbage Ass
A condition pertaininig mainly to people of Irish descent. Mass intake of dishes containing cabbage develop this wet ass syndrome. Has been known to permanently stain undergarments.
Cabbage Ass by Steve T Con September 15, 2008
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Cabbage Ass by Craig Curran April 29, 2005
Ass Cabbage
Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"
"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
Ass Cabbage by september6 September 7, 2011
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