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Cabalorian 

This word (specially "ship name") is a fusion of the words "Cabbie"/"Cab-Driver" and "Mando"/"Mandalorian", which are aliases for the two fictional characters Jake Lockley (from Moon Knight) and Din Djarin (from The Mandalorian).

The word is used to express the headcanon of these two characters being in a relationship (not specified whether sexual/ romantic/ alterous/ platonic/ sensual/aesthetic/...).

The word itself has since its creation been used to refer to the two characters being in a relationship and to tag pieces of art including drawings and fanfiction connected to the ship.
Anyone who reads this should really read and write Cabalorian fanfiction on AO3.
Cabalorian by Hell's Vigilante August 15, 2022
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Catalonian Roulette 

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
Catalonian Roulette by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

Catalonian Sausage Factory 

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it

Catalonian Rain Catcher 

One person is designated as 'The rain catcher' several others position themselves on the roof of a house, they then begin to urinate from the roof as the rain catcher attmepts to catch all the urine in his mouth.

When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
Guy 1: Hey man are you still ill

Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good

Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher

Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face

Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great

Catalonian Republic 

Unit of time equivalent to 8 seconds.
-How much time takes your new computer yo start?
-About a catalonian republic.
Catalonian Republic by Serael9500 October 19, 2017

Catalonian Tractor Prank 

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls
Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood
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