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Short for “cool with me”.
John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm
CWM by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019
Cheese Whiz Man is someone whose personality is so artificial, that he is so far beyond cheesy, that one can only refer to his maladaptive personality as artificially cheesy. A CWM will resort to stream of insincere compliments, compassionate touching, and overall fakeness to manipulate others into performing tasks that he finds to be tedious or merely beneath him. CWM has a propensity to propose that others embark on laborious tasks, pointing out the benefit to them, while in reality, the completion of the task is designed to advance the CWM. This is known as "Getting wized".
CWM complimented me on my strong back. He also said that he really cares about my health, and that working overtime in his garden is good exercise for me. I bet he thinks I'm buying this load of B.S.!
CWM by Jayne Dough June 25, 2009
originating from umbc, cwm is an abbreviation for "chill with me" meaning to spend time, or hang out with somebody.
Yo Amit, cwm today!

son i haven't seen you in a minute, cwm
cwm by JbmAnzilol October 9, 2010
1. A whiny little bitch who follows the cool kids around.
2. A worthless pedophile drunk.
1. That Anglesault is such a CWM.
2. Kurt Cobain was a worthless CWM who married his horse, and killed himself.
CWM by Plushtar February 23, 2004

cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz 

The literal translation being "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. Other sentences that are used in test typing are "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," and "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." Although these other examples use all letters of the English alphabet, unlike the first, letters are used more than once.
"cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" is a sentence that uses all 26 letters of the English alphabet.
Harry Potter: "CWM FJORD-BANK GLYPHS VEXT QUIZ!!!"
Hermione: "What does that even mean...."