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Cheese Whiz Man is someone whose personality is so artificial, that he is so far beyond cheesy, that one can only refer to his maladaptive personality as artificially cheesy. A CWM will resort to stream of insincere compliments, compassionate touching, and overall fakeness to manipulate others into performing tasks that he finds to be tedious or merely beneath him. CWM has a propensity to propose that others embark on laborious tasks, pointing out the benefit to them, while in reality, the completion of the task is designed to advance the CWM. This is known as "Getting wized".
CWM complimented me on my strong back. He also said that he really cares about my health, and that working overtime in his garden is good exercise for me. I bet he thinks I'm buying this load of B.S.!
by Jayne Dough June 25, 2009
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