CTLMF

Check The Logs My Friend

if nothing works or things don't work as per plan check the logs , they always have some sort of explanation about the errors. You just say to the person asking you why its not working , CTLMF

CTLMF by yojude March 21, 2013

Calmfresh 

Calm and refreshed at the same time.

After eating that casserole that your mom made with creme fraiche I felt so calmfresh.

Calmfresh by Ziggysmallz July 11, 2011

ctmfa 

CTMFA - "Call the mother fucking ambulance". Used to show the seriousness of how hard you're laughing that you're about to die.

this is the funniest shit ever. g im dead asf, ctmfaaaaa.

ctmfa by pinche mentiroso moreno May 29, 2019

ctlfb 

mnemonic or shorthand for a cheating thieving lying fat bastard.....

that "ctlfb" just stole my doughnut .....,

don't trust that "ctlfb" ......

he looks like a "ctlfb" ......

i fucking hate that "ctlfb"....

that "ctlfb" will get his come uppance .....

ctlfb by entropyrocks October 16, 2010

CALMFIDENCE 

That lovely feeling when you know something is true and have no need to prove it.

I felt a strong calmfidence that my perspective on the issue was correct, and left the others arguing their different opinions to go enjoy some ice cream out in the sun.

CALMFIDENCE by AlexandraTheGreat May 5, 2018

clmf 

Cunt lipped mother fucker. The ultimate insult
Often screamed by drunk adolescents from a moving car at another group of equally intoxicated teens.

“ Hey CLMF! Get the f out of our way, we’re cruising over here!”

clmf by Nwolcott August 26, 2023

CTBMFU 

Could that be a more fucked up situation?

Wow CTBMFU situation?

CTBMFU by Fonic-B May 3, 2010