Stands for "CaucasianEbonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.