CPHS

Catching parents having sex.

It's used when the inevitable happens: you walk in on your parents having sex and the awkwardness that ensues Is quite common.

Dude, I can't look at my Dad nor Mom in the eyes now for like 1 week already. I CPHSed them last week.

by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018

CPH

Copenhagen
the capital of Denmark

'Maaaan, nothing compares to CPH girls.'

by mcqueeny January 20, 2015

CPH

Abbreviation for cream pie honey

Yeah I took Jessica on a fancy date, she’s my CPH after all

by The council of questions January 14, 2023

CPH Ratio

Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.

Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.

by ClaireR February 26, 2025

Javier (cph)

aka the cph. He swears he’s not a nerd, but deep down he knows he is. Javier is also your local pothead.

In conclusion Javier (cph) is a nerd ://

by Purplelesskoolaid November 3, 2019

CPH

CPH means UwU which also means Corny Porny Horny

I just got CPH

by Nigga pix June 24, 2022