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CPH Ratio

Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.
Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
by ClaireR February 26, 2025
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