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1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus
Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus
Covitch by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020
A bitch that has COVID is a Covitch.
Person 1: Did you hear that Cardi B got COVID?

Person 2: Yeah, what a covitch.
Covitch by CatCat_sushi October 28, 2020

covidchondriac

A person Who is abnormally anxious about being Covid-19 positive .
Suzy got a hangnail and rushed to the urgent care to get tested for Covid-19. Suzy is a Covidchondriac.

The Covid-19 Pandemic has created an entire society of Covidchondriacs.
covidchondriac by School of Sharq November 22, 2020

COVITCHNESS 

The state of having Covid-19 more than once.
Even Jane wore a mask everywhere, she contracted the virus twice. She is now known for her unlucky covitchness.
COVITCHNESS by worthy1097 January 15, 2022
a) Pure playa
b) sells ho's like monopoly property
c) always has a hard d1ck
d) represents to the fullest
"hey yo did you see covich represent on that ho last night"
Covich by skylord November 13, 2003

Covidchondria 

Covidchondria : An unusual feeling associated to those who have not yet caught covid19 and suffer from an over sensitive reaction to the sniffles. Also related to FOMO in that sufferers are now in the minority of the population, this condition can be placed alongside the fannyitis family of people who need to harden the fuck up
"Dave is away from work again despite a negative test. I bet he has Covidchondria again. Fuck he needs to harden up"
Covidchondria by Kiwiwankenobi July 14, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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