COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman you met on tinder who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger and preempted with the promise of it being the best blowjob you'll ever receive.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

COVID Head by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

COVID Head by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

Covid Head

A perfectly healthy individual who insists on wearing a medical mask and gloves when out in public.

Walking through the grocery store I was surrounded by Covid Heads. Thankful for physical distancing because that kind of Fear is contagious.

Covid Head by GuerillaWitch May 6, 2020

Covidhead 

Slang for the feeling of being entirely overtaken, mentally and emotionally, by stress due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

Now that we have surpassed 100,000 dead, the US is suffering with a severe mass case of unrelenting infectious Covidhead.

Covidhead by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

Covidead-19

When the number of people in a country or city who suffer their last heartbeat due to the coronavirus on a given day is exactly nineteen.

Superstitious gamblers in some Asian countries morbidly think that 1919 is a “lucky” 4D number if they witness a Covidead-19 tragedy.

Covidead-19 by Covido December 20, 2020