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Cortland 

Usually cute, funny, and very outgoing. Cortland loves cars and Star Trek, he loves his mom and dad. Usually his dad is very successful and will give him the company once he retires. Most Cortland’s are fat bitches. LOVES ASS, like big juicy booties.
Omg I found me a Cortland!
Cortland by JenniferTran January 6, 2019

Cortland 

Just the absolute fucking best no questions asked. 10000/10. End of story 🔥
Cortland is the fucking best. That’s it. That’s the sentence
Cortland by expert19999995 November 23, 2021

Cortland 

Cortland is the absolute fucking best no questions asked. Just an absolute 10000/10 human being. Insanely attractive, awesome, sweet, and just the fucking shit. End of story 🙏🏼
Cortland is the fucking best. That’s it. That’s the sentence.
Cortland by expert19999995 November 23, 2021

cortland weiner 

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!
beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"
cortland weiner by @er905 April 24, 2010

cortland state 

A Jock school that excels in all its athletics and 90% of the students are phys ed majors. It's located in the middle of nowhere, which has in turn transformed it into a huge party school. A good time with good people. Also known for kicking Ithaca College's ass in the annual Cortaca Jug! IC shit
1. "Who's in the D3 National Championship?"
"Cortland State"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"

2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE

3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"

4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"
cortland state by c-stater May 30, 2006

Cortland, NY 

A place full of moronic people in the middle of nowhere upstate New York. There are a select few decent people, but most people have moved elsewhere.
I grew up in Cortland, NY, but I want to get out of here as fast as possible, man.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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