Contessa 

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.

Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!

Contessa by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014

contessa 

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.

i love me some contessa.

contessa by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004

contessa 

sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.

contessa by youruglylover December 30, 2015

Contessa 

A semi attractive girl that you want to get to know. She is super honest and straight forward, most people don't like her because they don't want to hear the truth. Contessa is amazing and no one deserves her. When she likes a guy, they are lucky to be noticed by her because she only likes the really special ones. Contessa is skinny and beautiful and has one amazing personality. Go get yourself a contessa.

Guy #1: OMG did you see that cute girl yesterday? She looked like a Contessa!
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's

Contessa by Anonymoose31245 May 2, 2018

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Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name

“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020

Barefoot Contessa

1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.

2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.

3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.

The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.

Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?

Barefoot Contessa by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011

Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.

Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.

Barefoot Contessa by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007