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confessapy derives from the words 'confess' and 'therapy.' It is the act of making a confession in a therapeutic manner, often to complete strangers and in an anonymous fashion.

confessapy helps me deal with my deepest, darkest secrets in life, like the time when I had a three-way with my mom's best friend and her husband. I can't tell my mom this but it feels good to tell others.

confessapy by EJY October 16, 2008

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confessalicous

a sexually act so exciting and wild that you want to join the catholic church just so you can confess it to the Priest.

The other night with the twins was confessalicous. You think I can do a guest confessional at the local church. I need to tell someone of the sins I have committed.

confessalicous by FunSlutMonkey September 24, 2006

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Confessalapsed

An individual who is constantly confused over things that should be super simple things, also seems to have mental challenges to given tasks, jobs, assignments that most people have an easy time navigating through, and has to rely on being overly nice to deflect the the fact that they are an individual who is super lost in the sauce of life.

(kon-fes-a-lap-sed) - "Man we have far to many confessalapsed individuals who work here."

Confessalapsed by Sadly the voice of reason April 17, 2019

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Confessay

A letter you write to someone revealing the feelings that you're too puss to admit, and then not sending the letter.
Confess+Essay=Confessay

John: Ya'll man i wrote a confessay to sarah tellin her that she's a whore for leaving me, but i'm not gonna send it because she might hire a hitman on me.
Bill: Puss.

Confessay by heeeeeeyyXD March 15, 2009

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Confessperate

adj. When people on facebook become so desperate for to be part of the 'top news' or try to receive an exceeding amount of likes on their status update that they ask 'like for a confession'

Kareem: dude that girl said she would tell me a confession if i liked her status!

Andrew: dude cant u see?! She's just confessperate for likes...

Kareem: oh... well i still want one

Confessperate by That Tall KiiD September 1, 2011

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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