confessapy

confessapy derives from the words 'confess' and 'therapy.' It is the act of making a confession in a therapeutic manner, often to complete strangers and in an anonymous fashion.

confessapy helps me deal with my deepest, darkest secrets in life, like the time when I had a three-way with my mom's best friend and her husband. I can't tell my mom this but it feels good to tell others.

by EJY October 16, 2008

confessalicous

a sexually act so exciting and wild that you want to join the catholic church just so you can confess it to the Priest.

The other night with the twins was confessalicous. You think I can do a guest confessional at the local church. I need to tell someone of the sins I have committed.

by FunSlutMonkey September 24, 2006

Confessalapsed

An individual who is constantly confused over things that should be super simple things, also seems to have mental challenges to given tasks, jobs, assignments that most people have an easy time navigating through, and has to rely on being overly nice to deflect the the fact that they are an individual who is super lost in the sauce of life.

(kon-fes-a-lap-sed) - "Man we have far to many confessalapsed individuals who work here."

by Sadly the voice of reason April 17, 2019

Confessay

A letter you write to someone revealing the feelings that you're too puss to admit, and then not sending the letter.
Confess+Essay=Confessay

John: Ya'll man i wrote a confessay to sarah tellin her that she's a whore for leaving me, but i'm not gonna send it because she might hire a hitman on me.
Bill: Puss.

by heeeeeeyyXD March 15, 2009

Confessperate

adj. When people on facebook become so desperate for to be part of the 'top news' or try to receive an exceeding amount of likes on their status update that they ask 'like for a confession'

Kareem: dude that girl said she would tell me a confession if i liked her status!

Andrew: dude cant u see?! She's just confessperate for likes...

Kareem: oh... well i still want one

by That Tall KiiD September 1, 2011