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a censored, inconvenient truth 

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

censored 11 

11 infamously racist cartoons made by Warner Bros. in the 30's and 40's, most of which haven't been aired on TV since 1968.
"Hey, my friend just showed my a bootleg dvd of those censored 11 cartoons. Man, I can't believe those were ever allowed on TV."
censored 11 by DiggaDan October 23, 2007

Censored Hentai 

Stop making me nut to pixels
Well its that time of day again, time to nut to that censored hentai shit again

a censored, inconvenient truth 

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

censored 

what Urban Dictionary isn't
just look at any random definition and count the bad words you find that aren't censored like they sometimes are on tv and radio (that you can always figure out anyways)
censored by another_ashley21 November 3, 2009

Censored 

When all tech companies media outlets, entertainment websites will allow any derogatory remarks against conservatives but ban or refuse to publish anything negative against libtards
Would you look at that, they censored and refused to publish the definition about liberals but did you see all the new hate ones against conservatives?
Censored by Old Wise E January 9, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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