CMgriffing 

CMgriffing is a twitch streamer who allegedly does programming, but does not appear to actually do such. instead, they spend hours talking about productivity and other streamers. Also, if you commit a thoughtcrime, he'll yell at you to fuck off and ban you from the chat.

<StephenHawKing> hey dude i've been trying to talk on twich but nobody will. i tried some guy but they banned me instantly and called me an "asshole troll"
<jengajamz99> oh cmgriffing? yeah that dude is like a total douchebag. i tried chatting on his stream, he mispronounced my name, told me to die in a hole.

CMgriffing by XxSweetBro27xX March 10, 2025

Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013