CLITTERAL
"So are you really coming over tonight tom?
"Im very clitteral about tonight nancy,
im gettin' that"
"Im very clitteral about tonight nancy,
im gettin' that"
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cinema clitera
An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
cinema clitera by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008
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clitoral lint
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017
cliterate
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
clutteration
Noun.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
Clitoral Virtuoso
Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis.
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. by PrincessAria June 7, 2017