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CJP

Cranberry juice pussy. A pussy that belongs to a female who consumes cranberry juice on the regular, a perfectly PH-balanced pussy that tastes sweet. Cranberry juice, like pineapple juice and other fruit juices, can help improve a woman’s ‘taste’ by changing the chemistry of her natural ‘juices’ or vaginal secretions.
The rumours are true, she does have a CJP.
by ballRunnaG September 23, 2020
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cjpphead

Cjpphead
\ sea-jay-peepee-head \ , noun

The state in which a piece of weed comes to life and Is born as a cowgirl/boy from America.

This person or object is usually very attractive, with appealing qualities for collectors of slugs. They are often found riding horses, soaking wet. The smell of a cjpphead smells as if a penis was rotting away. They praise kangaroos and use baby kangaroos as rice for dishes.

If a individual encounters a cjpphead, it is advised they retrieve avocados put them in a glass of milk to please the creature.
Sam : Dude Bro Mate Bruh

Harry : It is cjpphead
Sam : Explains everything
by Sam447 January 30, 2022
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