CISCO Slice 

The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.

If I read one more thing about NVRAM, routers, or packets I’m totally going to pull a CISCO slice.

CISCO Slice by MIKE March 24, 2005

Cisco Systems

n. - A Fortune 500 company that engineers, and manufactures internetworking solutions (i.e. - Routers, Switches, Access Servers, etc'). By developing highly functional, configurable, and scaleable hardware and software, The Internet is run nearly exclusively by Cisco Systems equipment. However, due to inadequate competition, knowing how to configure alternative networking equipment (i.e. - Baystack) is of little use in the job market. With this in mind, Cisco introduced the Cisco Networking Academy in which students learn the basics of computer networking all the way up to advanced WAN configuration. Using this Vertical Integration model, Cisco has virtually clenched it's monopoly in it's sector of the IT industry.

Step-1: Design new Router
Step-2: Educate IT professionals on configuring said Router.
Step-3: Require said professionals to re-certify every three years.
Step-4: During re-certification period, design new Router.

Repeat Steps 2-4 until world domination is achieved.

See Also: Catch 22, CiscOwned, and Cisco-Green

Cisco Systems by Vorondil December 3, 2004

Cisco Shake 

The act of nonchalantly brushing one's crotch against another person without their knowing.

Hey Steve why don't you go give Joe a cisco shake?

Cisco Shake by Joshua Laster January 11, 2005

The Cisco Shower 

To consume a large amount of cheap malted alcoholic beverage to the point of nausea..then hooking up with a girl..and finally getting her to strattle you...as you insert your penis..you projectile vomit all over her breasts...a shower of Cisco malt beverage

Casanovia college, NY. A guy named Mike met a cute redheaded girl..while playing the drinking game "asshole"..they hit it off and to her dorm room they go..only to finally vomit on her tits..and finally in a naked fury and vomiting over the side of her bed...to loudly fart in her face..ass only about 6 inches from her nose...THE CISCO SHOWER...then back to Shirley, NY it is...

The Cisco Shower by Mike Ev. September 18, 2005

cisco sex 

Is when someone has sex with someone of the opposite sex (in case of brittany its same sex); either oral/vaginal. under desk, chair, any where near cisco computers.

where is raul? .....oH, he is under the desk haveing cisco sex

cisco sex by John Paul III September 12, 2006

Cisco syndrome 

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

Cisco syndrome by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Cisco Advanced Services – Light 

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.

before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

Cisco Advanced Services – Light by Network Dawg February 12, 2008