1. the act of losing ones butthole virginity without planning on it and without complaining.
dude, my friend jace was fucking rachel the other day and out of nowhere started giving her a cheesy butthole.. he said all she did was turn red and brace through the whole sesh. she was totally an ass virgin.
What shit-talking Cavs fans call KD. Referring to the likely large amount of cottage cheese cellulite around KD's ass. KD was rightly offended, but still crushed the clown Cavs.
A modestly overweight woman with cottage cheese-like cellulite, usually with big hair, and seen milling about at closing time scavenging for available men.
Snooki wasn't the first cheesey butt whore, but she may be the most famous.