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Cheese Ass 

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.
"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"
Cheese Ass by LordDonnel January 16, 2019
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Cheese Ass 

When your ass is full of cheese
*wipes ass* Holy shit I think I have cheese ass!
Cheese Ass by Shitheed1 May 22, 2019

Cheese ass 

(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.
1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"
Cheese ass by Hung10Gemini August 19, 2008

Cheese&Ass 

A person who smells like the food Cheese and the human body part Ass
Ew fabian vargas smells like Cheese&Ass all the time

Cheese&Ass 

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass
Fabian you smell like Cheese&Ass today

cheese ass well 

when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass
BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!

Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
Cottage Cheese Ass by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007
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