Chargin 

A word used to describe the feeling you get when someone says something so absolutley wrong that you don't even know where to begin to correct them.

Sally: "I'm so glad America bombed Pearl Harbor in World War I so we could all be free!"

Mike: "Sally, that statement just chargins me to the depth of my soul."

Chargin by TCT November 27, 2007

Chargin 

A word comically used by Ralph Waldo Emerson to describe how one feels when a person says something so utterly wrong or ignorant that you don't know how to respond.

"Their every truth is not quite true. Their two is not the real two, their four not the real four: so that every word they say chargins us and we know not where to set them right." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chargin by Brian Waters December 5, 2007

Chargin The Phone 

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'

Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone

Chargin The Phone by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016

Chargin' Chuck 

A football enemy that can be killed by cape attacks, fireballs, and stomps.

CHARGIN' CHUCK charged in Mario's direction. Mario cape-attacked him.

Chargin' Chuck by Eddie June 17, 2003

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.

I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007

hamster chargin 

Crazy hamster style jackin off crazy speed

Whoa miranda makes hanties, i'm gonna be hamster chargin tonite.

hamster chargin by Hamstah_masta December 19, 2004

I'm chargin' 

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."

I'm chargin' by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010