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The name of a sweet Jewish man, meaning “life”. Usually exceedingly attractive, with a great education - they’re an obvious great catch! Most likely to be doctors, lawyers, or sports team managers!
Girl 1: “Omg, who’s that strong AND smart guy over there?” Girl 2: “That’s Chaim! He’s so dreamy...”
Chaim by DartmouthAlumni January 22, 2021
Words you can keep
the boy you will forever want but will never have again
chaims ex: i want to be with him so bad but i messed up and ill never get him back
random girl: damn that sucks
chaim by your gay<3 May 16, 2022
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Usually a tall man. He’s smart but a little dumb. He’s quirky and not like other guys. He’s usually loud and annoying considering that’s what the word chaim means. Although all of these cons, he gets all the girls. Especially those who’s names start with C.
Chaim: hey little lady
Cha: omg hi handsome! You must be a chaim!

Izzy: wtf. Cha your married.
Cha: BUT HES CHAIM!!! 😏😏😏
Chaim by IHackedCharteehee March 10, 2022
Verb When you are so sarcastic or otherwise annoying you are chaiming
Stop chaiming, it's annoying af.
Chaim by Schmegeggy February 10, 2018
Sexiest man alive!! Loves Tzvi!!!
Hey Chaim
Chaim by Sexy8101 November 23, 2021
Not an amazing guy who is just beautiful at first glance.
He is rotten inside and selfish.
But he can pretend to be nice and loving if he is in love with you.
Don't pair up with him he will make you like him: a grumpy and vicious character.
If you like grandfathers who yell at children running around in their gardens, call Chaïm .
chaïm by Trust me<3 November 22, 2021

Chaim Witz 

The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.
Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!
Chaim Witz by deadcowofdoom March 8, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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