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cellular 

adj. cool, awesome, radical, or used to express a similar meaning
Boy: "Hey Amanda. I really like your new bicycle."
Amanda: "Wow. Thanks. I think it's pretty cellular, myself."

OR

Facebook status of girl: "My birthday's in like 10 days... WHEN did this happen ??"
Boy comments on facebook status: "It's so cellular that your birthday is coming up so soon."
cellular by tot'rad'dude November 2, 2009
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Cellular 

Cellular is the ability in devices, typically smartphones, tablets, iPods, flip phones, basic phones etc. to make and receive calls, stream the internet, receive and send texts all mobilely and where ever you are. Though only smartphones and basic phones can make calls, devices such as tablets/mobile devices have the ability to stream the internet with a cellular connection. It just requires a phone provider of choice and a SIM card implanted in your phone to bounce off a cellular tower for a cellular connection
( rich boy ) I got my cellular back, bad signal..
( poor boy ) I want that..
Cellular by exploding air plane 6969 September 15, 2017

cellular 

a mobile phone that can take calls and receive them

usually stolen (by a black jhit) or lost in the hood
dude 1: some lil jhit nigga stole my cellular

dood 2: nah that was me

dude 1: BRO IMA SLAP THE FUCK OUT U

dood 2: (runs like a quarterback)
cellular by FreeiPhone4S October 15, 2020

Cellular Paranoia 

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.
Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.
Cellular Paranoia by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009

cellular faux 

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
Word of the Day on July 30, 2005

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.
person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."
cellular drift by kyeshe October 14, 2009

cellular telephone 

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.
Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.
cellular telephone by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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